I Would Like To Rage

Smells like your people's ancestral home in the wilds.

Bright, sweet, and deep.
Spray MODERATELY.

Contains a blend of cypress, cedarwood, and amber essential oils, blueberry and honey fragrance oils, distilled water, and isopropyl alcohol.

_{Each bottle is individually hand-mixed by us and packaged in a recyclable box for shipping.}

Smells like "the sun's getting real low"... but the blood's already pumping.

Sharp, bright, and sweet.
Spray LIGHTLY.

Contains a blend of patchouli, bergamot, ginger, and catnip essential oils, distilled water, and isopropyl alcohol.

_{Each bottle is individually hand-mixed by us and packaged in a recyclable box for shipping.}

_{Note - this fragrance contains catnip oil. Sometimes people don't know this, but catnip is a species of peppermint that can cause excited behavior in felines. If you or loved ones have allergies related to peppermint or if you have cats, exercise caution when using products that contain catnip.}

Smells like if you hit them hard enough, they'll never get the chance to hit you back, right?

Sharp, bright, and brisk.
Spray MODERATELY.

Contains a blend of cedarwood, balsam fir, ambrexol, and vetiver oils, distilled water, and isopropyl alcohol.

_{Each bottle is individually hand-mixed by us and packaged in a recyclable box for shipping.}