Smells like incense still burning in a library older than your entire family line...
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Smells like there are seven ogres surrounding you and you didn't actually SAY you were casting the spell!
Smells like collateral damage...
Smells like an hour of fresh incense and a brand-new friend.
Smells like a library of legend, unseen by mortal eyes in millennia.